Bernard go into the office
Bernard open portrait
Bernard pickup swiss bankbook
Bernard open drawer
Bernard pickup boobooBgone
Bernard go into foyer
Bernard pickup flyer
Bernard pickup help-wanted-sign
Bernard open grandfather clock
[time travel cutscene]
Bernard pickup paper (from board beside generator)
Bernard send help-wanted-sign and flyer to Hoagie
Hoagie go into house, and through the clock
Hoagie use help-wanted-sign with Red
Hoagie pickup labcoat
Hoagie pickup lefthanded-hammer
Hoagie give patent application to Red
Bernard go to main hall
Bernard open the grate
Bernard walk to the chattering-teeth
Bernard chase the teeth left, and keep doing so until they fall into the grate
Bernard pickup the chattering-teeth
Bernard go into the kitchen
Bernard pickup the regular-coffee and decaf-coffee
Bernard pickup the fork
Bernard go into the laundry
Bernard open the cabinet, and pickup the funnel
Bernard go to Dr Fred's lab, and use the decaf-coffee with the mug
[Dr Fred sleepwalks into the office, and starts messing with the safe]
Bernard go to the 2nd-floor-left room, and use the TV
Bernard go to the 2nd-floor-middle room, and pickup the dissapearing ink
Bernard go to the 2nd-floor-right room.
Bernard pickup the video cassette
Bernard push the speaker
Bernard use the stereo twice (once for on, again for off)
[The fake-barf, which is was stuck to the foyer ceiling, falls onto the floor]
Bernard go down to the foyer, and pickup the fake-barf
Bernard go to the third floor right room
Bernard pickup the hamster
Bernard go to the 2nd floor hall, and put the hamster into the icebox, and close the lid.
Bernard go to the attic, go out the window onto the roof, and pickup the crank
Hoagie go into the main hall
Hoagie use the flyer with the suggestion box
[Hoagie thus amends the constitution, creating a shopvac that we will need, much later]
Hoagie go into the pantry, pickup the oil and spaghetti
Hoagie go into the laundry, open the cabinet and pickup the brush
Hoagie pickup the bucket
Hoagie go back into the pantry, and full the bucket with water
Hoagie go to 2nd-floor-left room. Use the bed, then use the cord
Hoagie quickly go outside and pickup the soap
Hoagie use the soap with the water bucket, making soapy water
Hoagie go to 2nd-floor-right room, and pickup the wine bottle
Hoagie go to the main hall, and use the wine bottle with the time capsule
Bernard send the textbook to Hoagie
Hoagie go to the third floor, where there is a horse
Hoagie use the textbook on the horse
[the book bores the horse to sleep]
Hoagie pickup the horse's teeth from the glass
Hoagie go to the room opposite, where the sculptor brothers are
Hoagie use the left-handed-hammer with the right-handed-hammer
[this ruins the sculpture. The brothers change roles - this changes the
handedness of the sculture in the future]
Hoagie go to the attic
Hoagie pickup the red paint
Hoagie use Ned's bed
Hoagie use squeaky mattress with Jed's bed
Hoagie use the squeaty mattress
[this distracts the cat]
Hoagie pickup the squeaky-toy
Hoagie go out to the outhouses
Hoagie use the red paint on the Kumquat tree
Hoagie go into the main hall, and talk to George Washington
Hoagie goad him into chopping down the "cherry" tree
[this frees Laverne in the future]
Laverne talk to the guard, say you're sick
Laverne pickup the tentacle chart
Laverne return to the kennel
Laverne again, talk to the guard. This time ask to go to the bathroom
Laverne go to the chrono-john. Send the chart to Hoagie.
Bernard send the crank to Laverne
Hoagie go to the 2nd-floor-middle room
Hoagie use the chart with the patterns
[The US flag is changed to a tentacle-shaped windsock thing]
Laverne return to the kennel
Laverne once again, say you're sick
Laverne go into the main hall, and climb the chimney to the roof
Laverne use the crank handle with crank box, and the use the crank
Laverne pickup the flag, then use it
[Laverne dresses up as a highly patriotic tentacle]
Laverne go down the chimney
Laverne go upstairs, to the 2nd-floor-hallway
Laverne open the icebox, and look at it
Laverne pickup the frozen-hamster
Bernard send Laverne the BooBooBGone
Hoagie send Laverne the squeaky mouse toy
Laverne go outside, to where the black cat is playing
Laverne use the BooBooBGone on the fence
[the cat rubs against the fence, gaining a white stripe]
Laverne use the squeaky mouse toy with the cat
Laverne go into the kitchen
Laverne use the hamster in the microwave
Laverne back in the main hall, talk to the blue tentacle - he'll give Laverne
tags for the human show
Laverne go upstairs, to the 2nd-floor-left room - the time capsule is here
Hoagie send Laverne the can-opener
Laverne use the can-opener on the time capsule - you'll find the wine, which
has since turned into vinegar
Laverne send the vinegar to Hoagie
Laverne go to the 2nd-floor-middle room
Laverne pickup the extension cord
Laverne pickup the roller scates, and use them with the mummy
Laverne push the mummy
Hoagie send the spaghetti to Laverne
Hoagie send the red paint to Bernard
Laverne go out to the lobby
Laverne use the tags with the mummy
Laverne go to the chrono-john
Laverne use the extension cord with the plug
Laverne use the extension cord with the window
Laverne send the scalpel to Bernard
Bernard go to the main hall
Bernard use the scalpel with the clown
[the clown deflates, revealing its voicebox, the box'o-laughs]
Bernard pickup the box'o-laughs
Bernard send the box'o-laughs to Laverne
Bernard send the fork to Laverne
Hoagie send the horse's teeth to Laverne
Laverne go to the top floor (where the contestants for the human show are)
Laverne use the spaghetti on the mummy
Laverne use the fork on the mummy
Laverne use the box'o-laughs with the mummy
Laverne use the horse's teeth with the mummy
Bernard go to the 3rd-floor-left room
Bernard push Edna
Bernard use videotape with VCR
Bernard push record
Bernard rewind
Bernard change to EP
Bernard play
Bernard eject
[The IRS appears, grabs Dr Fred, and takes him away for interrogation in the attic]
Bernard go to the office
Bernard open the safe
Bernard pickup contract
Bernard send contract to Hoagie
Bernard go to main hall
Bernard climb the chimney
Bernard go through the right window
Bernard pull the rope
Bernard go out through the window onto the roof
Bernard use rope with pulley
Bernard go down chumney, and go outside
Bernard use the red paint with Ted
Bernard use the rope with Ted
Bernard go back upstairs (via the chimney) to the roof
Bernard pull rope
Bernard go inside through the window
Bernard use Ted with Fred
Bernard use rope with Fred
Bernard go back to roof
Bernard pull rope
[Fred falls - the scene cuts to Dr Fred's lab]
Bernard use funnel with Fred
Bernard use regular coffee with Fred
Hoagie go out to the carrage
Hoagie use bucket with the carrage
[Hoagie tempts fate, and causes a thunderstorm. This makes Ben Franklin go inside]
Hoagie go to the mailbox, and open it
Hoagie pickup the letter
Hoagie send the letter to Bernard
Bernard go to 2nd-floor-middle room
Bernard give the letter to Dwayne
Bernard pickup the flag-gun
Bernard go to 2nd-floor-left-room
Bernard close the door
Bernard pickup the keys
Bernard go outside, to where the masked man is breaking into the car
Bernard give the masked man the keys - he gives Bernard the crowbar
Bernard go to the lobby, and use the crowbar on the gum
Bernard use the gum
Bernard go to 2nd-floor-left room
Bernard use both the dimes in the coinslot, and then pickup the sweather
Bernard go to the 2nd-floor hallway
Bernard use the crowbar on the candy vending machine
Bernard pickup the quarters
Bernard go to the laundry
Bernard put the sweater into the dryer
Bernard use the coins with the dryer
Bernard send the fake barf to Laverne
Laverne go to the laundry, open the dryer
Laverne pickup the sweater
Laverne use the sweater with the hamster
Bernard go to the main hall
Bernard use the flag gun with the cigar-lighter gun
Bernard talk to the salesman, and ask for a cigar
[the salesman's exploding cigar stunt fails, leaving Bernard with an unexploded cigar]
Laverne use the barf with Harold
[the tentacles disqualify Harold]
Laverne get the judges to judge the competition
[the mummy wins]
Laverne go to the kennel
Laverne give the certificate to the guard tentacle [he leaves]
Laverne push switch
Laverne use cat
[frightened by the "skunk", the humans flee]
Laverne go through the clock to the lab
Laverne use the extension cord with the outlet
Laverne use the hamster with the generator
Laverne use the shopvac with the mousehole
Laverne open hatch, pickup dustball
Laverne use the hamster with the generator
Hoagie go to the main hall
Hoagie give washington the cigar [it explodes]
Hoagie pickup the blanket
Hoagie go to the roof, and use the blanket on the chimney
Hoagie go back to the main hall, and pickup the pen
Hoagie go to the lab, and give the oil, vinegar, and pen to Edison
Hoagie pickup the battery
Hoagie go to Franklin's room
Hoagie give labcoat to Franklink
Hoagie use battery with kite
Hoagie push kite
Hoagie pickup battery
Hoagie go to the chrono-john
Hoagie use the battery with the plug
Bernard go to the lab
Bernard give the contract to Dr Fred
Bernard talk to Fred until he signs it
Bernard go to 3rd-floor-right room
Bernard use the dissapearing ink on the album
Bernard pickup stamp
Bernard use stamp with contract
Bernard send contract to Hoagie
Hoagie put contract into mailbox
[LucasArts' lawyer calls Dr Fred, and deposits $2Million in his swiss account]
Bernard go to the office
Bernard use the phone
[The giant diamond is delivered, and Dr Fred installs it. After much cutscene, the
three, joined, are sent back to yesterday]
LaBerHo in the 2nd-floor hallway, open the middle door
LaBerHo let old-purple shrink you (y'all?)
LaBerHo run into the middle room, and through the mousehole
LaBerHo pickup the bowling ball
LaBerHo go down to the cellar
LaBerHo use the bowling ball on the tentacles
LaBerHo talk to purple tentacle, until he shoots Fred.
[that's the end]